A new bar in Dubai is offering 'gourmet water' infused with minerals to 'suit your mood'

A suckers born every minute

Fools and their money are easily parted.

Dubai didn't have one of these when I lived and worked there in 1977, it didn't have much of anything.

Infuse my water with 23 year old single malt whisky.

Sounds interesting. Minerals — even if the water itself is from the tap — is important for normal body functioning.

A suckers [sic] born every minute

Yes, but in this instance it sounds pretty healthy for those in the desert. Better than a parfait.

If you ever see me enter a bar to order "mineral infused water" you have my permission to shoot me in the head!

water sommeliers

Ah yes, this 4.5 billion-year-old vintage has a watery consistency and delicate watery notes of water, with a slight hint of more water. The perfect match for salted peanuts.

Ah yes, this 4.5 billion-year-old vintage has a watery consistency and delicate watery notes of water, with a slight hint of more water. The perfect match for salted peanuts.

And looks good for washing away the Dom Dom Cheese Curry Burger grease.